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dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

image

(via heyfunniest)

troyesivan:

sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces

(via tyleroakley)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via pokebae)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via dan-the-mexican)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via pokebae)